This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY
hehwhaaaaaat why not??
date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
there are people on this website with like 700,000 followers. that is more people than the entire population of wyoming. there are teenagers with an entire states worth of people following them.
sometimes I kiss people I shouldn’t kiss and let them unbutton my jeans sometimes I leave English class without asking and walk in angular circles until I can hear the blood rushing under my skin sometimes I run until I can’t breathe sometimes I sit in the rain sometimes I sleep for six hours in the middle of the day
sometimes I drive too fast and listen to my music so loud that it hurts sometimes I drink until everything goes black and I don’t remember talking about you all night (even though I do)
sometimes I cry about books and about people who died hundreds of years ago sometimes I don’t cry even though I want to more than anything sometimes I ignore the people I love sometimes I hold myself to keep everything in because you are not here to do it
sometimes I think I’m alive sometimes I think I probably never will be"
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before